Zero Punctuation

A sort of announcement trailer thing introducing the new series of video reviews I’ve been contracted to do for The Escapist (www.escapistmagazine.com)

Video Rating: 4 / 5

25 Responses to “Zero Punctuation”

  • ThePandemic101 says:

    It’s funny how you assholes can’t take me sharing my opinion about the jokes. It’s really sad.

  • xxBlacksundayxx says:

    And Minecraft

  • jackalhunt1 says:

    Maybe if it wasn’t so easy to take the piss out of america he wouldn’t do it. 

  • ultralugia says:

    Sounds like a plan.

  • mrROFLstudios says:

    And all Valve Employee’s

  • squgieman says:

    you forgot saints row 2

  • AwesomeSauce1000 says:

    HEY GUYS I HAVE AN IDEA
    OK THIS IS CRAZY BUT HEAR ME OUT
    GUYS
    OK HERES THE PLAN
    GUYS?
    OK GUYS LISTEN
    WHAT IF
    GUYS LISTEN CLOSELY
    GUYS
    WHAT IF
    ARE YOU READY?
    WHAT IF
    YOU BOTH SHUT THE FUCK UP

  • AwesomeSauce1000 says:

    HEY GUYS I HAVE AN IDEA
    OK THIS IS CRAZY BUT HEAR ME OUT
    GUYS
    OK HERES THE PLAN
    GUYS?
    OK GUYS LISTEN
    WHAT IF
    GUYS LISTEN CLOSELY
    GUYS
    WHAT IF
    ARE YOU READY?
    WHAT IF
    YOU BOTH SHUT THE FUCK UP

  • Triforceformer says:

    He doesn’t hate everything, he’s just cynical and a critic. His videos are not reviews, they are critical discussions on what a game failed at and to lesser extent what it excelled at. He has his personal favorites, yes, but he has room in his heart for more. As for the America stuff, it’s because we honestly are pretty silly as a country. An American denying America’s silliness is not a real American in my eyes, because if you truly love something you should have the heart to critique it.

  • 7CellarDoors says:

    Oh wow, I get a cute little response on the video too? In ADDITION to that page long blowhard hissy fit you PM’d me? Jeez, you really know how to NOT make yourself look like a complete tool. That skill will get you far in life. Promise.

  • ThePandemic101 says:

    You replied to me remember? If you want to stop talking, then you shut the fuck up.

  • 7CellarDoors says:

    The fact that I’m not British just lends yet more weight to the repulsive irony of that statement.

    Ignorant indeed. Just shut the fuck up already.

  • ThePandemic101 says:

    Ignorant Brit I’m guessing? Yeah I thought so.

  • 7CellarDoors says:

    You’re an idiot. Its in everyone’s best interests if you simply stop responding.

  • ThePandemic101 says:

    You have know right to call another person’s opinion stupid. Your arrogance is unbelievable. Here’s an idea, don’t reply to me.

  • 7CellarDoors says:

    Well frankly your opinion is stupid, ill conceived, and just all around poorly thought out. And if you really didn’t want others pointing these things out in very clear terms to you, you should probably rethink the masterful tactic of plastering “your own opinion” all over the comments section on one of his own videos for all his fans to call you out on your bullshit.

    Christ sake, its like watching a dog try to defend its right to shit on the carpet.

  • ThePandemic101 says:

    What part if me having my own opinion about his material are you finding difficult to comprehend? I never realized that yahtzee’s fans were dicks.

  • 7CellarDoors says:

    “You ignorant fools aren’t could at the reading aspect of reading”
    Truly awe inspiring literary skills. The irony was a nice touch, was it intentional?

    You talk about Zero Punc as if its some comedy routine. Well, it is comedic, but he doesn’t get to pick his material like a standup act. He is given a topic (you know, the games) and he writes out relevant material about aforementioned topic. What part of this are you finding so difficult to comprehend?

  • ThePandemic101 says:

    Holy shit. You ignorant fools aren’t could at the reading aspect of reading comments. I said, that it was funny, but is now getting old. And you guys give my comments bad ratings for having an opinion. The jokes get old after you hear them a couple dozen times. Either get some new material, or move on to a new subject to rip on.

  • 7CellarDoors says:

    Relevancy is everything. Honestly, you give your country too much credit if you think everyone gives enough of a shit to focus SOLELY on it, in spite of whether its to the point or not.

    Get over yourselves. Christ…

  • sirawesoman says:

    Trilbies, to be more specific. I’m pretty sure that’s the kind he wears, at least.

  • adadd567 says:

    And hats.

  • JollyManProductions says:

    dont forget driver: san francisco

  • ThePandemic101 says:

    See, right there. That’s what I’m talking about.

  • Warbeaten says:

    Well, you know if Americans weren’t the dumbest people on earth, they wouldn’t be made fun of

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